Will I die?
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Why do they think we are in the killing business?
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Why do they think we are in the killing business?
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He meant stinging. Of course.
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Because I’m wearing a tag that says “Pharmacist”.
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Mama, I don’t know.
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I have like… eyes.
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Linctus is a brand!
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Pharmacist: Which eye hurts? Patient: My left eye. Pharmacist: That’s the right eye. Patient: No, that’s the wrong eye.
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From experience, most customers prefer the bigger D.
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You might laugh at “pharmist” but we get it pretty often. I’d say 2 out of 10 customers.
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I get a lot of xenophobic comments from the locals, even though I’m almost like them, apart for my nationality and English.
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Pharmacists can read minds but can’t stand bad English.
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It’s a cream for mistletoe.
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I’m amazed at my own abilities to understand some of the most absurd of statements.
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“Can’t you understand simple English? Eye remover. Removes that stuff on your eyelids.”