Tag: pharmacy

  • Will I die?

    Will I die?

    Why do they think we are in the killing business?

  • Laughing

    Laughing

    He meant stinging. Of course.

  • How would you know?

    How would you know?

    Because I’m wearing a tag that says “Pharmacist”.

  • How old?

    How old?

    Mama, I don’t know.

  • Throat

    Throat

    I have like… eyes.

  • Linctus

    Linctus

    Linctus is a brand!

  • Left right

    Left right

    Pharmacist: Which eye hurts? Patient: My left eye. Pharmacist: That’s the right eye. Patient: No, that’s the wrong eye.

  • Not this D

    Not this D

    From experience, most customers prefer the bigger D.

  • Ken-enhancer

    Ken-enhancer

    You might laugh at “pharmist” but we get it pretty often. I’d say 2 out of 10 customers.

  • Smoothen the pain

    Smoothen the pain

    I get a lot of xenophobic comments from the locals, even though I’m almost like them, apart for my nationality and English.

  • Cough

    Cough

    Pharmacists can read minds but can’t stand bad English.

  • Ornament

    Ornament

    It’s a cream for mistletoe.

  • Blowing up

    Blowing up

    I’m amazed at my own abilities to understand some of the most absurd of statements.

  • Eye remover

    Eye remover

    “Can’t you understand simple English? Eye remover. Removes that stuff on your eyelids.”