Why do they think we are in the killing business?
He meant stinging. Of course.
Because I’m wearing a tag that says “Pharmacist”.
Mama, I don’t know.
I have like… eyes.
Linctus is a brand!
Pharmacist: Which eye hurts? Patient: My left eye. Pharmacist: That’s the right eye. Patient: No, that’s the wrong eye.
From experience, most customers prefer the bigger D.
You might laugh at “pharmist” but we get it pretty often. I’d say 2 out of 10 customers.
I get a lot of xenophobic comments from the locals, even though I’m almost like them, apart for my nationality and English.
Pharmacists can read minds but can’t stand bad English.
It’s a cream for mistletoe.
I’m amazed at my own abilities to understand some of the most absurd of statements.
“Can’t you understand simple English? Eye remover. Removes that stuff on your eyelids.”